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Knotlow Cavern - 15th Jan 2011

Saturday January 15th 2011

Members present: Alastair Gott,  Alexander Stelfox,  Christopher Jones,  Sam Briscoe

Report by Alastair Gott

As I caught up with the others in front i realized i was treading on something quite surreal, instead of mud or rock i was crunching up some white substance, at this point sam got rather excited, it seemed that we had not only stumbled upon a cave painting site but also a site of sacrifice and salvation, as this substance turned out to be Bones.

Fortunately i did manage to find a rock to sit down on as i knew that pretty soon it was going to happen... ... i was going to enter a state of ultimate zen, relaxation but also focus. As what was on my mind at the time was the real world, how was i going to realize the solution to a problem. But then something completely unrelated popped into my mind.
3 points made some kind of triangle which pointed towards a slide, this as usual made no sense whatsoever. but as i decided this fact i was immediately brought out of my zen like <b>zone</b>

it was pitch black, immediately a shiver ran down my spine. i reached for my light to check that some trick hadn't been played on me. but before doing so something in the distance caught my eye, i could see what looked like a light. I Enabled my light in Low mode (God Knows just how much battery i had left!) and began walking towards it. as i passed round a hole in the floor i realised i could see another, nearer yet dimmer light. I forged on, these lights must be my friends!

SNAP! Alex was 10 metres in front of me and had just reacted a glow stick, OOF! this was my triangle, two very dim lights and one bright light made up the triangle. Aren't triangles normally warnings! I explained my enlightenment to alex but we decided it would be best to follow the triangle.

The triangle pointed down further into the cave, whereon we all assembled and found a Chamber, fizzle! Both dim lights had faded out, we were now only working on a Light and a Glow stick.
Why OH why had we decided it would be a good idea when razzled at the TSG to play remote control cars and use our batteries!

Crash! Sam had bashed into the only exit and destroyed it....

Continued in "The Return To Monyash!"
"Monyash Zombies"
"Mon Chuck-y Ash"
and "lassie Meets Scooby Doo!"

Look out for "Knotlow Cavern" on DVD