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Bar Pot - 05 Nov 2006

Sunday November 5th 2006

Members present: Adrian Turner,  Charlie Dixon,  Chuck Holder,  Dominic Galliano,  Eric Lang,  Jessica Walkup,  Josh Vale,  Kevin Francis,  Max Sloan,  Simon Ko

Report by Max Sloan

Ah Cambridge!
All I can say is I wish everybody knew how to do everything perfectly just like them. So we sat and waited while those permit-carrying bastards played around in their perfectly formed '3 teams of 4- like it's supposed to be' while I tormented the rest of the team by singing disney songs for 2 hours. 2 HOURS! You know how BAD disney songs get after two hours? Oh sure there are a couple of good, even great ones but once you start to scrape the barrel then it gets real ugly real quick. And no smartass, I couldn't 'just not sing'. Jeez.
Anyway they came up eventually grumbling and undressing us with their eyes (cause we're prettier than Cambrige folk) and finaly we could get our frozen rear ends in gear. We then proceeded to 'power cave' disregarding enjoyment in favour of pure accomplishment. As a result we reached the cavern in a very short time and I found out that you can't actually stand anywhere interesting because everywhere is dangerous for some reason or another 'blah blah blah don't take off your helmet Max, don't go under the waterfall Max etc'
And then Kev hit me full on in the face with a ball of mud. During my sulking it turned out that a mud fight had started (probably Charlie's fault). Anyway, once we'd all exfoliated enough we played the rock game (which Ade won but I like totally had a bad back and it's a dumb game anyway) and then we left....to get out at 10:30ish with mud actually caked IN my eye sockets. Ten thumbs up.
Max Group 2